Nonsensical Whatnotterist


Dark Side of The Earth:

The Dark Side of the Earth is a potential fantasy/adventure film by writer/director Neil Oseman. 

Benedict Cumberbatch appeared as the character Maximillian Clarke a paranoid hypochondriac who’s so afraid of germs that he lives inside a sealed suit that filters all the bacteria out of his air and food. Isabelle Vincey, the heroine, finds him surviving in an igloo on the Dark Side of the Earth and he joins her on her quest to start the world turning again. Benedict shot some footage for the film in order to try and raise money from investors to make a full length feature.
The footage is not available to buy although it has been part of various packages offered by director Neil Oseman as part of crowd funding initiatives for his new projects.

Enough people probably want to see this now that they could do a kickstarter FOR this and it would get funded like crazy.  *whines* I wanna seeeeeeee it!  :p

Apparently cis folks are not allowed to write anything with trans characters, ever. Even if they do research to try and do it right.  Wow. 

So, I guess this means gay folks can’t write straight things, straight folks can’t write bisexual things, bisexual folks can’t write asexual things, asexuals can’t write pansexual things.  Just… just… wow.

This is so frustrating. I keep seeing posts I want to comment on and people I want to send an ask to - for good purposes even! - and I caaaaan’t!


timberwolfoz replied to your post“beautifullyheeled answered your question:I think I’ve somehow angered…”

I had it about a week back! I thought it was because I found I hadn’t following you and hastily remedied that.

I’m tickled to have you following, but thing is, the folks I can’t send an ask to are, essentially, EVERYONE!  I’ve got a help note in, but who knows how long that will take?  Tumblr must get a gajillion pissed off messaged a day.

I unloaded xkit, just in case, but jebuz, I miss it. 

So… no idea WTF?  *bewildered shrug*

Fargo Ep. 1 @ 30 mins

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So what if I tried to get rid of my writer’s block by writing a children’s book about the Doctor?

Ooooh!  I like that idea! 


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The most evil food in the world





I am only allowed to buy them once in a great while because I WILL EAT THE WHOLE DAMN PACKAGE AT ONCE.

so fucking delicious.  soooooo bad.  made of 100% not real food.

For those of you who are not American, these cookies are in every single grocery store ever with their colorful frostings (different colors for every holiday!) and sprinkles.  Their texture is like the softest sweetest cakey cookie ever, with sweet frosting…GAAAAAH

they are evil.  they cannot be resisted.

i feel u on a deep spiritual level

O. M. G. Those are pure crack.  If left to my own devices, I could eat a whole package with a big glass of milk.  Or coffee.  They are evilly delicious.  *drools*


Okay, so, my other tumblrs can do the ask thing. 

*glares at tumblr* 

a few others were having this issue yesterday
I’m sorry any of us are having the issue, but I’m still sorta glad it’s not just me.  I wonder what the feck is going on.

I think I’ve somehow angered the Tumblr gods.  My asks TO people don’t seem to be working.  *sigh*  No answer back from tumblr help yet. 

Gawdz, am I going to have to start a whole new Tumblr to deal with this crappish glitch?


My headcanon for The Man Who Is Not Short and The Man Who Is Not Tall



My headcanon for The Man Who Is Not Short and The Man Who Is Not Tall





What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

*dramatic hand to forehead*  ALAS! I shall have to force myself to indulge in having sex with a man and a woman at the same time to prove my bisexuality.  *takes a hit for the ‘team’* 

Heh, but srsly, what utter boolsheet.  By that same logic, does that mean a heterosexual woman or man has to be having sex with a person of the opposite gender to be considered heterosexual?  Like, if they choose not to have sex at all or use a toy, does that mean they’re some other label?  None-sexual (not to be confused with asexual) or Silicone-sexual or…. ? 



Off to worship the Laundry Gods. We’ll resume bitching at/about Tumblr later.  Send Muse Treats, we’ll have a notebook with us.

The Laundry Gods have accepted our sacrifice, we have returned with purified garments and left our best lint for their mysterious enjoyment.  All Hail.

And now I am weary to my bones and have no fucks to give.  Nernight, Tumblrpeeps, we’ll reconvene when this part of the planet is in view of the evil daystar once more.




Off to worship the Laundry Gods. We’ll resume bitching at/about Tumblr later.  Send Muse Treats, we’ll have a notebook with us.