Nonsensical Whatnotterist

nixxie-fic:

Yumm, even with the short hair,

what’s everyone else’s opinion on the short hair??

To properly formulate my opinion, I would have to approach the subject in a scientific manner: I would need to run my fingers through his hair repeatedly, nuzzle it gently, and lay my cheek against it.  Then, in order to offer a properly thought-out opinion, I would have him grow it out a bit so I could repeat the ‘test procedures’ for comparison.

I think I need some alone time now… um… FOR SCIENCE!  Yes.  That.

itsraininbritishmen:

becks28nz:

I am fire# I am death# by ANNErgy

and I AM horny

This gives me a double shot RIGHT in the girly-bits and in my fic-brain.  The Muse is on the verge of rubbing up against this image like a cat high on catnip.  Jeeeeeez! 

itsraininbritishmen:

becks28nz:

I am fire# I am death# by ANNErgy

and I AM horny

This gives me a double shot RIGHT in the girly-bits and in my fic-brain.  The Muse is on the verge of rubbing up against this image like a cat high on catnip.  Jeeeeeez! 

ST:TOS Mirrorverse Spock really does it for me. I forgot how yummy he was.

cumber-porn:

thats the end of penis friday for another week, thank you for sticking around ….. I hope you enjoyed it!!

art is by the oh so gorgeous http://sweetlittlekitty.tumblr.com/ thank you so much hunni, I absolutely adore it!!

deareje:

new tab for high res.

Benedict Cumberbatch accepts the Britannia Award for British Artist of the Year during the 2013 BAFTA LA Jaguar Britannia Awards, 09 Nov 2013.


Benedict’s eyes visibly changing color in the same shot— requested by @feiwynne

Benedict’s eyes visibly changing color in the same shot
— requested by @feiwynne

thescienceofjohnlock:

ziggy-played-guitar-in-neverland:

Fuck

Yep

*thud*

(x)

anglofile:

cakeanddust:

Sherlock Scenes I’ll Never See, #38:

Irritated beyond endurance by Sherlock, Mycroft “deduces” him.

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 He would be calmer, quieter, slower…but just as relentless.

That would be the ultimate bitchslap of bitchslaps. 

(It would also be as hot as hell. Take me now, Mycroft. Your brother can watch.)

Ditto, ditto and, unf!  Ditto!!

"i'll do lascivious and yumsome things to/with/at/on/between them." [At them. is that blowing kisses/licking lollipops and the like?]

Any, all, yes, especially mouthy things.  Oh, gawdz, yes!  Just LOOK at those two dapper as f’ing hell gents!  Ahem.  Me? Enthusiastic? Where’d you get THAT idea?

;D

(And don’t even think for a moment I’d hesitate to include that other BAMF back there behind mr. sexy throat.)

Also: I’m not here, btw, you just caught me before I fully vanished. ;p

karkat-spook-up:

aliensy:

janecrocker:

in what fucking world is benedict fucking cabbagepatch more attractive than idris elba

in every fucking world you half-brained teapot

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???

sorry friend there isn’t even a competition

While you lot are arguing amongst yourselves, I’ll take BOTH of them, quite happily, and do lascivious and yumsome things to/with/at/on/between them. 

Don’t worry, I’ll bring them back in a few… um… weeks… or so… maybe.

prettyarbitrary:

marielikestodraw:

truffle-shuffle:

Mr. McGregor, this is indecent

mother of GOD

Ewan McGregor MUST BE STOPPED.

I’d say ‘tag your porn’, but you have - didn’t stop me having a knicker crisis upon seeing this array of garment porn!  The amount of sheer sexy awesome here is staggering!

anotherwellkeptsecret:

amandaabbington:

benedict can’t do the live long and prosper sign properly

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benedict accidentally does the nerdfighter gesture

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benedict makes a illuminati sign

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benedict makes a butt instead of a heart

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his hands need their own supervisor

Volunteers so enthusiastically, dislocates own shoulder raising and waving hand.

heroes-do-exist:

Cheekbones + Blue Suit (x) » HD (5/)

You gorgeous barstard.