Nonsensical Whatnotterist

imaginitis:

sherlock au where john and sherlock are in their mid-twenties. john is working at a convenience store in london, trying to start paying off his student loans.  sherlock is looking to buy a package of cigarets. when checking out, john asks if he would like to by a lotto ticket. sherlock responds with a long rant about the chances of winning and gambling addictions. john asks what his deal is and sherlock explains the consulting detective bit. john tells him that if he goes half on a ticket with him on a ticket and they win, he’ll move into the biggest flat in town with him and be his crime fighting sidekick. the whole thing is very funny to the two strangers, until they actually win.

tysolna:

When does this come to the cinema again?

US gets it in mid-November and the UK gets it in early December - according to IMDB.com

WANT TO SEEEEEE!  *grabby hands*

tiny-claydragon:

A little experiment with resin. They will be made into magnets.

The fish are made from polymer clay and the “water” is resin. The octopuses glow in the dark.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT!!!!!!!! 

Ahem… so, these are quite awesome.  *twitch*

reapersun:

~click below for nsfw spock/kirk~

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THIS IS BASED ON BELLADONNAQ'S FICLET BLOOD HEAT I GOT ABSORBED IN SKETCHING AND DREW A LOT SO I FINISHED TWO IDK WHICH WAS BETTER IDK

THE FIC IS HOT I LIKE IT VERY MUCH IT HAS ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS UGHHHH

HERE ARE SOME OTHER SKETCHES I DID UNDER THE READ MORE UGHHHHHHHHH

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ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

they raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together


I kinda want this like… like A LOT!

pati79:

blupirate:

quackenbuschlight:

You can’t tell me this wouldn’t make the most badass-looking ring gear of all time.

Where to even find these?

I need these because of reasons.

These garments are f’ing amazing!  Where are they from?  As usual, by the time these things reach my dash no one’s tagging anything. 

If I ever manage to write omegaverse

mazarin221b:

…its gonna be a world where omegas are rare and treaured and completely in charge and alphas are desperate, needy, willing to please hormone-addled goofballs who respect and love their omega, because I’m about *up to here* with the receptive, child-bearing partner always being the one raped, abused, sold, or conquered.

OMFG, MAZ, YES!  Also: F’ING YES, DAMMIT!  And: PLEASE, YES, PLEASE DO! 

damnsebastianstan:

raihoe:

vambrace:

vambrace:

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SIZES:
Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.

COLORS:
I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.

UNDERSIDE PATTERNS:
Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.

OTHER OPTIONS:
I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes.
Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.

PRICES:
Large squids are $75 (shipping not included) and small squids are $40 (shipping not included). Shipping will be $20 nationwide. International customers, I apologize. But soon hopefully there will be international shipping available!

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OTHER INFO:
Please know that these squids are not made in a pet-free home; if you are allergic to cats please be aware that despite my efforts to keep them away from my cat, he still might have sat on the fabric while I wasn’t looking. Also note that these are made with FLEECE; if you have a fleece allergy, please do not buy these pillows. The filling of the pillows is guaranteed hypoallergenic BY THE COMPANY, NOT BY ME. If it turns out you have an allergy to the stuffing, sue them, not me. I am not responsible for any injuries that happen from your enjoyment with my pillows.

Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction date so far. And please, spread the word!

UPDATE GUYS
I’m seriously considering doing a giveaway if this gets 1000+ notes. You COULD get a FREE SQUID
FREE SQUID
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did u say free

SIGNAL BOOST. GET SQUIDS FROM MY HELLA CUTE FRIEND JORDAN.

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT!  \o/

tickatocka:

i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

cakemask:

lyonizemusic:

250px:

please watch this video

I really thought this was a joke until about 1:50 into the video. After that, I couldn’t believe the genius of this product. 

That’s really fucking clever I want 20

I LOVE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

reapersun:

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"Sherlock, did you really accidentally clone yourself?"
"Oh John. Since when is anything we do an accident?"
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this was inspired by francesksgk’s top!lockXbottom!lock art!! BECAUSE BOTH, BOTH IS GOOD (i couldn’t resist adding John too tho)

Oh, Reapersun, you delicious creature of art and smut and awesome!
Is there fic yet?  I think I’ve seen some clone!Sherlock fic, but can’t remember where. 

reapersun:

~click for NSFW selfcest johnlocklock~

"Sherlock, did you really accidentally clone yourself?"

"Oh John. Since when is anything we do an accident?"

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this was inspired by francesksgk’s top!lockXbottom!lock art!! BECAUSE BOTH, BOTH IS GOOD (i couldn’t resist adding John too tho)

Oh, Reapersun, you delicious creature of art and smut and awesome!

Is there fic yet?  I think I’ve seen some clone!Sherlock fic, but can’t remember where. 

cdlafere:

Avengers Johnlock

my first entry for April’s “Let’s Draw Sherlock: Alternate Professions”. 
"superheroes" is a profession…?   (^^;   Never mind!

meveret:

Carlos pulls out a lazer pointer to play with khoshekh and the lil scamp pounces and paws about the room complete with cat butt wiggle. Then he actually catches to red dot and yanks Carlos off the couch, prancing away with the lazer beam in his mouth all proud.

anindoorkitty:

Dark Side of The Earth:

The Dark Side of the Earth is a potential fantasy/adventure film by writer/director Neil Oseman. 

Benedict Cumberbatch appeared as the character Maximillian Clarke a paranoid hypochondriac who’s so afraid of germs that he lives inside a sealed suit that filters all the bacteria out of his air and food. Isabelle Vincey, the heroine, finds him surviving in an igloo on the Dark Side of the Earth and he joins her on her quest to start the world turning again. Benedict shot some footage for the film in order to try and raise money from investors to make a full length feature.
The footage is not available to buy although it has been part of various packages offered by director Neil Oseman as part of crowd funding initiatives for his new projects.
source:

Enough people probably want to see this now that they could do a kickstarter FOR this and it would get funded like crazy.  *whines* I wanna seeeeeeee it!  :p