hallmark is really trying to reach to the tumblr user demographic.
are you gonna use those tentacles or
I want to give one of these to my Pirate. XD
The PERIOD PANTIES Kickstarter is now live! Support this bloody project!
The crotch gusset is done with two layers of BLACK COTTON.
If you don’t see the genius there, I wash my hands of you.
I donated a bit, because these look f’ing awesome!
i require this
Indeed, mine are the grabbiest of grabby hands for this!!!!
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
All of them.
okay but please please tell me someone sat down and wrote after-mulan fic where some days li shang wakes up and rolls over and murmurs mulan’s name and reaches out for her only to hear “call me ping today” whispered back
and how everyone else not in the know thinks he has a wife and a secret army boyfriend and that he’s hiding one from the other
and someone tries to tell mulan and she just collapses laughing because they’re close but totally wrong
and li shang all the time just deals with it because he loves ping and he loves mulan and he doesn’t care what name he’s using or what gender he’s kissing as long as he can sneak one kiss a day
the dragon kind of creeps him out sometimes but it’s all cool
it’s all cool
Where is this fic? It’s a fic right? Someone’s written it? Yes? Please, say yes.
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
OMG YES! I would totally watch that!
Ok, you know who I want Femslash of?
Nani and Ariel.
Like, hell yeah.
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
Little Mermaid plot, replace Eric with Nani, and set the story off the coast of Hawaii y/y?
Why is this not written yet? GET TO IT PEOPLE! Captain Picard has given the order! *flailing wildly*
I draw coloring books. They make pretty awesome presents.
These books are my full-time job right now. All profits go straight to keeping me housed, fed, and posting fanart on Tumblr when I should probably be sleeping.
So if you (or someone on your gift list) enjoy coloring pictures of giant sauropod driving instructors, unicorns farting in elevators, or badass fat sci-fi heroines, my friend, have I got you covered.
I can personally vouch for the awesomeness of Fat Ladies in Spaaaace and also of the artist, so.
I’mma buy these for Crispmoose gifts, srsly. XD
star trek legally blonde au
Lestrade’s hands (and pens?) appreciation post #2
I really love his hands.
I”m still waiting for the day when somebody gives Lestrade his own show. Like, reframes the Holmes stories as a police procedural with this dick who occasionally shows up as a guest star to complicate the case.
I would read/watch/write this.
You would WRITE it, you say…
*stares at Bran with big, creepy eyes*
I’ll just be waiting here.
I will be waiting, too, because obvious. 0_0