- Recite a poem.
- Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
- Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
- Do a tongue-twister.
- Say something in a different language.
- Share an anecdote.
- Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
- Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
- Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
- Tell a joke.
- What did you have to eat today?
- Talk about something that really scares you.
- Talk about something that makes you happy.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
I’m going to try this. Send me a number, I’ll try to do the thing, figure out how to record my answers. Hell, send me any question with the preface “audio” and I’ll try to make the thing happen.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
Breaking the trend - Yes a writer, who writes, and posts her stuff.
AND STRONGLY ENCOURAGES OTHERS TO DO SO, TOO! *gentle prods*
Tumblr wishing star
it works trust me :)
I wiiiissssshhhhh…. >.<
i’d fear her
Click here and check the boxes that apply:
[x] I want to look years younger.
[x] I am willing to allow this woman to devour a portion of my soul to show me this weird solution.
[x] I am willing to devour the souls of unsuspecting fools browsing the internet to continue looking years younger.
[ ] I am willing to receive offers from third party vendors.
being 20+ on tumblr
Being 30+ on Tumblr
I’ve been waiting for this.
who the hell is 30+ on tumblr
Some of us are 40+… even 50+… <cue sinister music>
Bonus points if they are from fictional characters.
Oh hell yes. I need love letters. :)
Ooh, yes, indeedy, this is a fabu notion!
Or someone who knows they can write and loves to write but never writes because they’re lazy and they spend so much time on this fucking website
OMG! I actually qualify for this! *happy pants dances*
A blue v-neck t-shirt, dark blue rib-knit trousers, and the loudest shoes in the WORLD! (srsly, they’re so loud, but I lurves them!)
The camera flash washed ‘em out a bit, but they’re neon pink, green, yellow, and blue! I feel like eight years old or summat when I wear them - cheers me no end!
Mine is: Woman steals a kitten, then loses said kitten. She must drink a potion. She does, and goes to find the kitten again.
Aha, yes. This was an awesome idea. I am so entertained.
Protagonist falls in love with some guy he’s only ever met once. They can’t be together. Protagonist’s best friend’s dad dies. Best friend disappears forever. Protagonist pursues an academic career.
Dude gets sick. Dude goes into the woods. Dude gets better. And also laid.
A bunch of people take trains, and worry alone in rooms.
Sherlock gets ill, then he gets better.
People have mundane sex and, eventually, eat food.
One man gets sick, then another.
Guy works a lot, engages in coitus, eats crap food, and deals with family shit. He does not own a cat.
Unlikely couple meets at work and falls in love.
Gay academic vows never to fall for a straight man again. Promptly falls for straight man.
Tentacley alien guy gets overly attached to his human
pet sidekick, after a detour into some typical hurt/comfort trope territory ill-advised intercourse occurs, they angst about unexpected hybrid offspring and then get over it. Roll credits.
Animal Crossing: Chain of Memories or Kingdom Hearts: New Leaf
Bastion and Ico
Team Dynasty 2
Team Fortress in Ancient China.
Bastion and Cookie Clicker good gosh what does that mean.
Spiral Knights and Project X Zone.
Good luck,my knight.
Dear god he’s gonna die.
Animal Crossing: New Leaf and M&L: Dream Team.
This is not gonna work at all. :v
Thor: God of Thunder and Animal Crossing: New Leaf….
PERFECT ohmygod I wish I could draw this ahh….Thor living amongst little animal friends and neighbors, picking flowers and hair flapping in the wind I am dying XD
Professor Layton: The Miracle Mask & Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Holy heck this might actually work?? Prof Layton has a pretty suspenseful plot and amnesia has puzzles. I want Layton x Amnesia crossovers now
Radiant Historia x Professor Layton and the Unwound Future
The Professor’s Radiant Future
A time traveling puzzle game oh wait that’s what both already are. It fits too well.
World of Warcraft and Dragon Age? OooOoOoOOooooh!!!!
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)
Dear god, this is terrifyingly accurate: “Your temperment is sanguine. The sanguine temperament is fundamentally impulsive and pleasure-seeking; sanguine people are sociable and charismatic. They tend to enjoy social gatherings, making new friends and tend to be boisterous. They are usually quite creative and often daydream. However, some alone time is crucial for those of this temperament. Sanguine can also mean sensitive, compassionate and thoughtful. Sanguine personalities generally struggle with following tasks all the way through, are chronically late, and tend to be forgetful and sometimes a little sarcastic. Often, when they pursue a new hobby, they lose interest as soon as it ceases to be engaging or fun. They are very much people persons. They are talkative and not shy. Sanguines generally have an almost shameless nature, certain that what they are doing is right. They have no lack of confidence.”
Your temperment is choleric. The choleric temperament is fundamentally ambitious and leader-like. They have a lot of aggression, energy, and/or passion, and try to instill it in others. They can dominate people of other temperaments, especially phlegmatic types. Many great charismatic military and political figures were choleric. They like to be in charge of everything. However, cholerics also tend to be either highly disorganized or highly organized. They do not have in-between setups, only one extreme to another. As well as being leader-like and assertive, cholerics also fall into deep and sudden depression. Essentially, they are very much prone to mood swings.
Yeah, I buy this:
Your temperment is melancholic. The melancholic temperament is fundamentally introverted and thoughtful. Melancholic people often were perceived as very (or overly) pondering and considerate, getting rather worried when they could not be on time for events. Melancholics can be highly creative in activities such as poetry and art - and can become preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world. Often they are perfectionists. They are self-reliant and independent; one negative part of being a melancholic is that they can get so involved in what they are doing they forget to think of others.
Not too far off, I think.
Your temperment is sanguine. The sanguine temperament is fundamentally impulsive and pleasure-seeking; sanguine people are sociable and charismatic. They tend to enjoy social gatherings, making new friends and tend to be boisterous. They are usually quite creative and often daydream. However, some alone time is crucial for those of this temperament. Sanguine can also mean sensitive, compassionate and thoughtful. Sanguine personalities generally struggle with following tasks all the way through, are chronically late, and tend to be forgetful and sometimes a little sarcastic. Often, when they pursue a new hobby, they lose interest as soon as it ceases to be engaging or fun. They are very much people persons. They are talkative and not shy. Sanguines generally have an almost shameless nature, certain that what they are doing is right. They have no lack of confidence.
I bet the tardis has wifi access. it wouldn’t let us go without tumblr. never.
can you just imagine live blogging an adventure
“goin to Space Florida pictures soon”
“GOD DAMMIT THE DALEKS ARE BACK I AM 3000% DONE”
“omfg guys just met Jack
"Jack says this isn’t the first time we’ve met, just the first time in my personal time-stream. I thought it was a line - I mean, it’s JACK - but he had a pair of my panties in his pocket, so… more later."
11 and 6 months counts, right?
no it doesn’t
Honestly I am over 12
Srsly? *eyeroll* I turn 50 today. Y’all can just help me to my rocker, you little ambulatory embryos. Thanks, now get offa my lawn or I’mma squirt you with the hose.