Nonsensical Whatnotterist
24-alpha-24:

shadowandpoet:

bitch-got-lokid:

theofficialariel:

nobodylovesringostarr:

completelyfrozen:

kristoffman:

iwasbornwithglitterinmy-veins:

imagine-ever-after:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad. 

May Ferro Rocher

March Beef…
Well, it’s a male prostitute so…

July Blueberry Greek Yogurt 
Hot

July SalmonI wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice

September Dick

February Freddo…

January breakfast taco

March Stelline. Everyone always thinks I’m Italian or something.

August Lemon Truffle… *wince*
(srsly, kudos to the implications of ‘September Dick’ up there)

24-alpha-24:

shadowandpoet:

bitch-got-lokid:

theofficialariel:

nobodylovesringostarr:

completelyfrozen:

kristoffman:

iwasbornwithglitterinmy-veins:

imagine-ever-after:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad. 

May Ferro Rocher

March Beef…

Well, it’s a male prostitute so…

July Blueberry Greek Yogurt 

Hot

July Salmon
I wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice

September Dick

February Freddo…

January breakfast taco

March Stelline. Everyone always thinks I’m Italian or something.

August Lemon Truffle… *wince*

(srsly, kudos to the implications of ‘September Dick’ up there)

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

multihivestem:

key-of-time-2:

come on with your questions annonsimage

No matter how silly.

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

5’3”

So I hear you want a story in your ask box? Well. If I were you, I'd look into your Submit box, because the ask box is just way too small to contain the story. :-D
Anonymous

WOOHOOHOO!  I will happily take that!  *dusts out submit box, leaves Muse Treats for anyone wandering by with a submit*

Okay, ready!  \o/

redscharlach:

mums-the-nerd:

stitchlock:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

halfcraft:

Has anybody else noticed that Benedict Cumberbatch reminding everyone that he did the motion capture is starting to sound like Martin Crieff reminding everyone he’s the captain? 

In the unlikely event of actor non-recognition, actor doffs cap and gestures to motion capture dots.

this is the standard amount of gold they put in a dwarf kingdom…

I AM THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THIS DRAGON

*starts x-raying hobbits to find out which one swallowed the One Ring*

I love everyone in this shire’s air-dot!

If I met you I would hug the hell out of you! And then I would sit down with you over cookies and coffee/tea and talk for hours.

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OMG HOW AWESOME!  YES!  \o/  *gleeful grin*  That would rock like woah! 

tygermama:

You know that meme when you send someone an anonymous love letter, or one where you pretend to be a character?

Can we do that?

Yes! Yes, please, let’s do the thing.

Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

ryanishka:

ryoodlenoodleshkoodle

it’s beautiful

Roodlendooldem_Noodlexoodles

Welllll… my career path is clear, I’mma go spin some straw into gold.

Reblog if you have a dirty mind

lucy-hime:

just-trish:

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69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this

69?

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Obviously. Come, let me take you through it…

guiltyhipster:

Okay picture the most stoic character you know

Now picture them on the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disneyland while wearing Mickey Mouse ears and sitting next to the most happy-go-lucky character you know 

Batman sitting next to Arthur from Cabin Pressure. 

roane72:

tiltedsyllogism:

salsify:

moranion:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

lord-kitschener:

thehoneyinthelion:

sunnydriveinsarajevo:

hotpotatohobbies:

the-orb-weaver:

neutralangel:

ryanvoid:

thethornofcamorr:

literaryescapist:

completelybooked:

raisingareader:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower and Also a Dildo

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay and Also a Dildo

A Game of Thrones and Also a Dildo.

Dead Souls and Also A Dildo by Gogol

Cardinal Richelieu and the Development of Absolutism and Also A Dildo

The Master and Margarita and also a Dildo

The Invisible Man and also a Dildo

The Stranger and also a Dildo

Teaming with Microbes and also a Dildo

Shame and Necessity and Also a Dildo

50 Shades of Grey and Also a Dildo (yes I’m reading it, yes it’s terrible)

OR

Story and Also a Dildo (which applies to a lot of fanfic, actually)

Fighting Gravity and Also a Dildo *giggling* 

saathi1013:

Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

I’m going to try this.  Send me a number, I’ll try to do the thing, figure out how to record my answers.  Hell, send me any question with the preface “audio” and I’ll try to make the thing happen.

saathi1013:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

I’m going to try this.  Send me a number, I’ll try to do the thing, figure out how to record my answers.  Hell, send me any question with the preface “audio” and I’ll try to make the thing happen.

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

Reblog if you are a writer.

deductionhunters:

preservingsanity:

Or someone who knows they can write and loves to write but never writes because they’re lazy and they spend so much time on this fucking website

Breaking the trend - Yes a writer, who writes, and posts her stuff. 

AND STRONGLY ENCOURAGES OTHERS TO DO SO, TOO!  *gentle prods*

these-fading-scars:

Tumblr wishing star 
it works trust me :)

I wiiiissssshhhhh…. >.<

these-fading-scars:

Tumblr wishing star 

it works trust me :)

I wiiiissssshhhhh…. >.<