kill la kill
gallivanting around the universe with junichi suwabe, neet cat and adorable vacuum cleaner as we try to catch rare aliens for the interstellar pokedex but never actually succeed (onscreen anyway)
Sailor Moon: Crystal.
I AM SO DOWN FOR THIS
Epic. OMG HOW AWESOME! \o/
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
Nah, not Kelvin, he’s too metal for this post.
Audience Participation: Fic-Writing Edition
mresundance tagged me for a picture of my desktop. As you see, it’s utterly boring compared to most folks (if I didn’t have others in the household ogling over my shoulder now and then I’d have something a little more fannish and/or interesting), but I have a rotating desktop of forest pics, some of them just gorgeous and all very peaceful.
So, yeah, Random is boring. Heh.
I’m tagging jomk, tysolna, lady-karasu, theopoiesis, dirtycorzaharkness, levynite, and heuristicdevice to show their desktop du jour. ;D
Name two things you like about yourself, then pass this on to the first ten people you see on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem :-* xx
Uhhhhh… wow, way to put me on the spot! ;p
Lesseee… two things. Okay.
1. I like my sense of humor - firstly, that I have one; secondly, that it’s quirky and silly and sometimes raunchy.
2. I like that I can write fairly well and am kinda proud that I’m still striving to improve instead of settling for ‘good enough’.
*slinks off blushing*
Gif challenge: Fifth gif in your folder is how you flirt. Tenth is how people react.
old tumblr fuckers where you at?
Which one would YOU take?
Blue blue blue blue blue
red pill, no question. imagine how far you could get in life knowing every spoken language owo
Red pill, because if you know every language you don’t need the Blue pill. Music is a language and therefore, since you know every language. BOOM!
I was going to answer red just because dating would be so much easier but damn I like the above logic.
Red pill with the sweet logic outer coating made by ennuienjoyment above. ;D
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was made
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying
I just snorted ice cream halfway up my sinuses. Well played, noctstiel, well played.
That quote isn't actually from that. That's a fake tweet.
Thanks for the info, m’friend.
Jeeeeeeez, what is it with the fake tweets? Hence fake info. Where’s it from, then?
the first three words you see are what you want in life
beauty, jobs, money
Booty, happiness, money.
Wait… I want a seal?
This has got to be a cosmic joke, but it sounds like a funky broken haiku: Booty. Dick. Gay fanfic.
Good rallying cry, though.
y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint
don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you
stories are an acceptable form of payment
the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars
the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave
#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh
five minutes on tumblr is several hours outside
never eat anything on tumblr.
beware reblogging posts with no note count - they’re fae posts pretending to be real posts. if you reblog them, they may carry you off to the Seelie-tumblr court to serve for a hundred years. (Why do you think the Tumblr Staff are so reluctant to do anything we ask for, hm?)
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE
Because people need a trip to Disneyland.
Please oh please oh please.
But you’re reblogging now, whatever it is can’t have happened yet - are all these people coming back and editing their reblogs? Srsly?