Nonsensical Whatnotterist
dduane:

rembrandtswife:

benjgray:

Q’s replacement?

My brain just took this and ran to Craig!Bond dealing with Beaker wearing Ben W’s glasses and cardigan. “Meep meep meep!”

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Egad!  What have you wrought?  (and what’re you on, because you should be sharing, srsly)

dduane:

rembrandtswife:

benjgray:

Q’s replacement?

My brain just took this and ran to Craig!Bond dealing with Beaker wearing Ben W’s glasses and cardigan. “Meep meep meep!”

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Egad!  What have you wrought?  (and what’re you on, because you should be sharing, srsly)

random-ficcery:

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Title: Brought To You By The Letter ‘P’ (also on AO3)
Rating: NC-17 (No, really, there’s actual sex)
Fandom: Sesame Street, The Muppets.
Characters/Pairings: Bert/Ernie, Mentions of many other Sesame Street and Muppet characters.
Word Count: 3,377
Disclaimer: I disclaim…

How pathetic is it that, even juiced on cold meds and the plague, I still can’t write porn without a plot of some kind.  Not Calvin & Hobbes.  Not even Muppets. 

*Dies of porn-shame and mucus*

Also: Is it weird that I really, really, really want mac & cheese right now? *le sigh*

Today’s whinge brought to you by the colour chartreuse and the letter ‘M’ (for mucus).

queenofjacks:

the muppets ended their partnership with chik-fil-a over their blatant anti-gay remarks, and chik-fil-a is now lying about it. spread the word, yo.

also, keep supporting the muppets, those guys are amazing.

I love the muppets like woah!  Chick-fil-A are proving themselves to be arsemonkeys.

shinkonokokoro replied to your post: annlarimer replied to your post: Work has me in…

Ich! Mill! Locht! NO! We will not let her go! Let me goooooo! Will not let her go…!

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(However, this is more MY style…)

qthewetsprocket:

tysolna:

random-ficcery:

Title: Felty Freeloaders And Frozen Feet (Also On AO3)
Rating: PG (language)
Fandom: Sherlock BBC, Jim Henson’s Muppets
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, A singing frog, a pig, a humanoid with glasses and no eyes, and a meeping thing. ;p
Word Count: 899
Warnings:

If you need a laugh after reading too much angst, read this.

(Me, I can now go to bed with a happy smile.)

…Now I want a fic where the evil!Muppets are working for Moriarty.

THAT IS SO F’ING BRILLIANT! \o/