oh my god. that cat speaks sign language.
“A billow of tingling, warm flame was sighed over John, and he gasped, instinct still insisting it should hurt, but his body might as well have been washed in caresses, his nerves reporting back a sensation similar to being touched with gentle insistence. His cock responded, part of the unnatural flames had washed across it and the results were waves of deep arousal flowing up through John’s belly.”
Inspired by Sleeping With Dragons by Random_Nexus
OMG! I has fanarts! \o/ *giggling* Thanks, DirtyCorza. XD
Milli, bebe, have you sprung a leak or is this squee about the ficcery? *wink/grin* This made me smile so much, m’dearie. <3
From the Notes of Danny Williams
(A.K.A. Where I’m Writing Down All The Shit That Happens To Me Courtesy of Super-SEAL and My Ohana of Loons BEFORE I Edit It Out For Official Consumption)
…I mean seriously, exactly what is it with Super-SEALs and ex-SAS guys and all the Other Special Forces Crazy People that make them think they’re Superman? Huh? It’s like they go through Basic Training, Get More Specialized Training and then BAM!
Instant Captain America. Saving the World Beyond Bedtime. Yo, JOE!
So pretty much shit hit the fan today.
It started with us meeting Mr. Famous Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes and his partner/husband (not fiance, after all) Dr. John Watson. Apparently, the “fiance” thing is just to keep Missus Holmes or LADY Holmes, to be precise, happy and apparently nobody in their right mind wants to make her UNHAPPY. I believe it.
Anyway, Sherlock tells us that we ought to check with Honolulu PD for reports of more Missing Alien Critters. Lilo Pelekai’s Stitch has “cousins” and a lot of them are all over Hawaii keeping company with a chosen “human” as a best friend and partner. And most of the time, these partnerships work out. All of the Weird Alien Critters have some sort of special ability or the other but they’re generally harmless and more often useful.
And he’s right, there ARE more missing Alien Critter reports and SOMEBODY was deliberately keeping them from us. We’d thought that Stitch was an isolated case. Turns out, some fool in HPD was in shit deep with a lot of debts (this is going in my Official Report as Lt. Dean Hawkins instead of Lt. YOU ASSHOLE) and sat on the reports. Current protocol dictates that Missing Weird Alien Critter Reports go to us at Five-0 so we can find ‘em and haul in S.H.I.E.L.D if we need to.
Sherlock figured out, from Lt. Asshole’s watch, if you please, that he was the mole and that Yakuza had paid him off to shut up about the missing Alien Critters.
Obvious conclusion is obvious, right? Somebody wanted to use the Alien Critters to somehow get at the King of Erebor.
And it turns out His Majesty Thorin II Oakenshield Durin is like a Trouble Magnet of the First Caliber, much like Certain Super SEAL’s I know. Also like Certain Super SEALs of my acquaintance, he and his Consort have a soft spot for kids. Apparently he and Prince Bilbo met little Lilo Pelekai on the beach and they decided to help her find her little alien buddy.
Her little Alien Buddy, who’s apparently under some sort of mind-controlling collar. My official report will show that this thing seems to be of the same origin as those aliens that attacked New York with that Loki guy last year. Fuck. Steve tells me that we’ll call on Morrie if we have to and given what I know of Morrie, then Loki ought to be very nervous about setting foot on the islands.
Stitch really loves that little girl and he apparently fought the collar’s control long enough for King Thorin to get close and get it off him. But Stitch is plenty strong and those claws of his aren’t for show and Thorin got hurt but good.
Bilbo escaped unscathed except for a few bruises and cuts, protecting Lilo. Tough little son of a gun managed to hold off a snatch attempt by the terrorist Azog and his goons, holding on just long enough for us to get to him.
Memo to self: don’t get between Bilbo, his knives (where the HELL did they come from? Hobbitspace?) and anybody he’s trying to protect.
Second Memo to Self: John Watson is a scary son of a bitch with a gun. Good thing Steve deputized him. I can tapdance around the paperwork and won’t mind it a bit - Watson saved my ass today.
Third Memo to Self: Sherlock Holmes is also a SCARY son of a bitch when he’s not doing his crazy-ass powers of deduction. We get along though - I can see where he’s getting his shit from. The fact that we do, claims Watson, is nothing short of a fucking miracle apparently. I don’t get it - if you just observe, you’ll know where Sherlock’s pulling his info from.
We’ve taken His Majesty to the hospital where he is currently under 24-7 security. Sherlock insists that they’ll try for him again and that it’s not ransom they’re after. He and Max are checking out blood samples from the King. Something tells me the Bad Guys think that King Thorin has some sort of genetic quirk in him that they want to exploit.
Steve’s currently in contact with S.H.I.E.L.D. about this but currently, the Avengers are running all over the world on the heels of Loki and Doctor Doom, apparently. Which means, it’s up to us to hold the Fort here at Hawaii. Naturally. What is my life, I ask you.
I’m currently on babysitting duty here at the hospital with Bilbo. Bilbo’s pretty much going on coffee and malasadas, as am I. Lilo’s with us. She’s napping on the couch next to Bilbo. Royalty has its perks - we got this nice suite with extra bedding next to where Thorin is recovering.
The argument has been made that if Weird Alien Critters are being targeted all over Hawaii, Lilo is actually safer around us right now. Her sister Nani is NOT happy to hear this. Between me and Bilbo, we’ve pretty much temporarily adopted her, so that Nani doesn’t go nuts with worry. If it were my Gracie, I’d be crazy too.
Lilo really should be home with her sister but the little kid’s insisting on hanging around with her alien buddy, Stitch, who’s feeling pretty low about what he did to the King, no matter that it wasn’t actually his fault. Little blue fuzzy guy’s reading my report over my shoulder as I type this into my laptop.
Like I’m telling you, Stitch. It will be fine. King Thorin knows you didn’t mean to hurt him and he knows how much you love Lilo. Okay?
I am blushing and flailing with all of my limbs!
Thank you, Anonymous! \o/
TARIDIS vs Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers - If you’re a real Doctor Who fan, you won’t be able to resist this set of salt and pepper shakers. Otherwise, how will you be able to pretend every meal is an episode of your favorite show? The Daleks have invaded planet Brunchifrey and suddenly the TARDIS appears. The rest of the story is up to you, but we’re going to bet the solution somehow involves mashed potatoes and reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.
Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie (Trailer)
From: Gritty Reboots
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! If they ever actually DID make a Calvin & Hobbes movie, they probably wouldn’t make it like this, but wow, what a notion, eh? *squeak*
The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr
do not do this to my frail and mortal being
My head asploded from the cuteness overload.
Yeahhh… we can try, of course, but that kind of change will be slow in coming. GAH! True. There can be such a fine line depending on a child’s personality. *nodnod*
Mmmm… pringles… *drool*
Hee! I shall make with more squeeing and flailing, then.
Oh, how awesome that is to discover! I hope it works out for you all wonderfully! Communication - best tool in the relationship kit! ^5
Don’t know if you’d be interested in any canon-based Sherlock Holmes, but if you like the J&M Watson/S. Holmes dynamic, I’ve got a very fluffy series of fics and drabbles and whatnot based on that.
If you’re not into the canon-based fics, that’s okay and I won’t be offended in the slightest.
Thanks for sharing this with me, and for the encouragement & Muse Treats! I send you a basket of Muse Treats in return and wish you nothing but the best! (Considering how many of us are heading there now, the Special Hell is going to be so fun!)
I love you. This is the best Jeeves impression since Stephen Fry himself!
OMG! Stephen Fry?! That’s impossible, but I adore you for saying it, anyway! *hugemongous grin* Thanks a gajillion! \o/
Oh, how awesome to know you enjoyed it so much! That is a great compliment, because I know how that is when you’re reading and you never want to leave that ‘place’ in the fic. Thank you immensely for such kind words! I hope you find more of my fics that you like just as well. XD
*incoherent vowel noises*
Excuse me? What? Ear pierced? That’s…that’s a…ohgod…*Falls over and paws at computer screen*
The noises that came out of my mouth were inhuman, I’m not even lying. I just…JFC…Just when I thought he couldn’t get more attractive.
I can’t even begin to tell you what’s going through my mind right now.
I noticed he had the teeny tiny hole for an earring right off in the first film. Totally half the reason he was cooler in my eyes as the BAMF Agent Coulson.