Nonsensical Whatnotterist

belladonnaprice:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

prettyarbitrary:

nuedvixx:

blusterousiris:

Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All. 

😻😻

Now THIS is how you sell a fucking bikini.

WHAT WHAT LEGIT CHUBBY GIRLS IN ADS?! NOT JUST HOLLYWOOD CHUBBY BUT FOR REALS CHUBBY THANK YOU BLESS

(Models Shareefa J, Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer and fashion blogger Gabi Gregg)

i was thinking about how in canon there's deductions like "dust on the hat brim means your wife's given up on you" and even in ASiP there's the "no ones told you about the shaving cream behind your ear" so one of the things i desperately need from canon johnlock in my mind is something like sherlock tucking in John's shirt tag much to his confusion and Sherlock being like- "what!? people will think i don't care about you, sheesh." uwu

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

YES!  YES, DAMMIT!  This needs to happen!  Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!

If we have to have adverts in the world, this is the kind I’d like to see more of.  Just watch, you’ll be smiling.

nehirose:

blissfulsights:

Goddamnit I want a porn to start out this way. I want them to be ridiculously fucking adorably cute and excited as hell to be married and full of giggling squee as they proceed to bone the shit out of each other.

well i was reblogging because i liked the gif/comment but then also hell yes.

Can we have ficcage, too?  What a fun ‘trope’ this one would make!  Tumblr ficcers, don’t fail me now! 

roachpatrol:

i want a pirate story where there’s so many goddamn mermaids and sirens hanging around that the captain’s first mate always has to be a woman to take over when they show up or the whole ship gets eaten

and everyone has to be really respectful of the first mate because if you piss her off she’ll for serious let a mermaid eat your nasty butt-pinching hands right off

I want this, or some reasonable facsimile of it like burning!  GIMME!  Please?

pie-impala-and-rocknroll:

I should probably go to sleep…

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I should probably-

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I should-

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Fuck it.

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One Last Ovation For Mr. Robin Williams

lionheartiis:

justrollinon:

You made us laugh, you made us cry, you taught us that laughter can be the best medicine, you made us think, and reflect about the possibilities of what dreams may come.

Thank you

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Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

lady-karasu:

I think my favorite thing about Pac Rim is that it gave us the term Drift Compatible

almualimbeatbox:

because in English there is no good way to explain a very deep, often, platonic, love and understanding between two people of the same or opposite sex. The closest thing we have is best friend and that doesn’t dig deep enough for some people or explain the absolute love

ursulavernon:

jarylgaren:

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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Oh my fucking god

I am intrigued by your premise and wish to hear more.

Ditto!  *flings Muse Treats at ptgreat to inspire more*

imaginitis:

sherlock au where john and sherlock are in their mid-twenties. john is working at a convenience store in london, trying to start paying off his student loans.  sherlock is looking to buy a package of cigarets. when checking out, john asks if he would like to by a lotto ticket. sherlock responds with a long rant about the chances of winning and gambling addictions. john asks what his deal is and sherlock explains the consulting detective bit. john tells him that if he goes half on a ticket with him on a ticket and they win, he’ll move into the biggest flat in town with him and be his crime fighting sidekick. the whole thing is very funny to the two strangers, until they actually win.

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

It’s nearing that time of the year again, true.  So, signal boosting and adding this:

I have worked for a regular Haunt locally for decades, and we’ve seen this kind of arsemonkey coming through, thinking they’re so clever and tough.  Not only do they get yanked out at the first sign of this boollsheet, but they do NOT get their money back and their whole party goes out with them if they’re in a group.  No refunds. Sometimes that’s a method to prevent this, tell the whole party they’re out if their friend(s) do ONE more thing like that; often that incites the friends of the uncivilized jerk to keep them from acting out any further.

Luckily our Haunt makes enough each year to pay all the performers, but some haunts actually can only run if they have all or mostly volunteers - people doing the scares or building/maintaining them for free!  So not only are shenanigans like this just plain stupidly wrong, they hurt people who are there TO ENTERTAIN YOU!  Sometimes for free!  (That is not to imply that it’s even slightly more acceptable to abuse paid actors.)

Apes who do this kind of thing: No, you’re not funny, you’re not clever, no one but your fellow simians find you amusing or impressive. You’re the reason people doing a marvellous job at a haunt might choose to quit for good, the reason insurance is so hard to get sometimes for events like these, and the reason your fellow customers who WANT to have a good time and DO obey the rules have their fun RUINED by your little escapades.  Think, I know it’s an effort, but try it for a few seconds.

Also - If you know someone like this, call them on this behavior!  Friends shouldn’t let friends be utter dicks without reprisal; by not intervening, you’re showing tacit approval. 

Okay, enough bitching, cranky Random out.

tysolna:

When does this come to the cinema again?

US gets it in mid-November and the UK gets it in early December - according to IMDB.com

WANT TO SEEEEEE!  *grabby hands*

owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.”